All things being equal, I’d rather be at Yankee Stadium today. Also I’d rather be at Yankee Stadium today if all things were UNequal.

k-troll:

(via inothernews)

What if all things were being SQUEAKQUEL?

Fuck you, I just tried to snort lo mein out my nose.  That shit hurts.  I swear it doesn’t even make sense but you got me, damn did you get me.

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