pointlessbabbling: fuckyeahfunnythings: legitt: skykittens: -chasingreality: ruinthemoment: toothpaste: WHAT THE HOLY FUCK (via renforthewin) DA FUQ?! How the fuck… it just changes the cards the second time round..

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WHAT THE HOLY FUCK

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DA FUQ?!

How the fuck…

it just changes the cards the second time round..

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Sleepy at the library.

Sleepy at the library.

rhynotx: ithecaptain: aaronapple: nextsignal: jamesdoesthedew: myunreality: minderasernochaser: GREEN GAMEBOY COLOUR (via evil-little-dinosaur)  Original Gameboy. And I still have it. i still have’ em If I must. I had all three exactly… stop going through my old stuff.

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GREEN GAMEBOY COLOUR

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 Original Gameboy. And I still have it.

i still have’ em

If I must.

I had all three exactly… stop going through my old stuff.

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reblog if sit on my face

I’m so drunk I forgot what this meant.  It just sounded good.  This is the key to chatting me up, FYI.

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Will there be granola involved?

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k-troll: twinofyourself: bbydollglenda: (via mr-kite)

k-troll:

twinofyourself:

bbydollglenda:

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batoutofhell: lightspeedfuckingchampion: boobsicle:eatliver (via thedailywhat)

batoutofhell:

lightspeedfuckingchampion:

boobsicle:eatliver

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All things being equal, I’d rather be at Yankee Stadium today. Also I’d rather be at Yankee Stadium today if all things were UNequal.

k-troll:

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What if all things were being SQUEAKQUEL?

Fuck you, I just tried to snort lo mein out my nose.  That shit hurts.  I swear it doesn’t even make sense but you got me, damn did you get me.

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If she’s going to do stroke victim impersonations then she really shouldn’t get offended when people talk about her retarded baby. (via nedhepburn)

If she’s going to do stroke victim impersonations then she really shouldn’t get offended when people talk about her retarded baby.

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Georgia Is Your Friend: Guilty Pleasure

Alexi Wasser, aka I’m Boy Crazy’s The Blind Leading The Blind posts.

10. one day, i swear to god, you will learn how to be the same person in every situation you find yourself in. i know it sounds impossible, and you think you have to morph and change and pretend and shift in every…